{"id":796,"date":"2006-12-21T23:21:52","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T06:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=796"},"modified":"2006-12-22T00:21:41","modified_gmt":"2006-12-22T07:21:41","slug":"lereah-must-die-he-is-a-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/796\/lereah-must-die-he-is-a-clown\/","title":{"rendered":"Lereah Must Die!  He is a Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand.<\/em> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"190\" alt=\"Lereah\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/Lereah.jpg\" width=\"149\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boulderrealty.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/not-my-favorite-clown.html\">Not His Favorite Clown<\/a> What follows are a few &#8220;Economist Jokes&#8221;. Not wanting to shock anyone but <u>all<\/u> of these were written and were being told when David Lereah was still in grade school. Here is a news flash &#8211; people who are finding themselves being &#8220;victimized&#8221; by the pronouncements of an economist have to be <em>looking<\/em> for ways to be a victim. I&#8217;m not defending Lereah, I&#8217;ve never bothered to pay any attention to anything he (or any other economist) had to say about anything.<\/p>\n<p>NO major economist accurately predicted, in <u>advance<\/u>, the phenomenal run up in prices that started two years ago. Every last one of them was asleep at the switch. The switch was turned on and they &#8211; along with everyone else &#8211; THEN could make pronouncements about it. That is observation of effect, after the fact. That is not &#8220;predicting&#8221; anything.<\/p>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n<p>Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.<\/p>\n<p>____________<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m thinking of leaving my husband,&#8221; complained the economist&#8217;s wife.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>____________<br \/>\nThere is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union. After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are they Spies?&#8221; Asked Gorby?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They are economists,&#8221; replies the KGB director, &#8220;imagine the havoc they will wreak when we set them loose on the Americans&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>____________<br \/>\nEconomists don&#8217;t answer to questions others make because they know what the answer is. They answer because they are asked.<\/p>\n<p>____________<br \/>\nThe only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.<\/p>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n<p>Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.<br \/>\n____________<\/p>\n<p>An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn&#8217;t happen today.<\/p>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n<p>An Economist is someone who didn&#8217;t have enough personality to become an accountant.<\/p>\n<p>____________<br \/>\nQ. What&#8217;s the difference between an economist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer&#8217;s?<\/p>\n<p>A. The economist is the one with the calculator.<\/p>\n<p>____________<br \/>\nThe last severe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/796\/lereah-must-die-he-is-a-clown\/#more-796\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand. Not His Favorite Clown What follows are a few &#8220;Economist Jokes&#8221;. Not wanting to shock anyone but all of these were written and were being told when David Lereah was still in grade school. Here is a news flash &#8211; people who are finding themselves being &#8220;victimized&#8221; by the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,2,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-796","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-casual-friday","7":"category-general","8":"category-real-estate","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":763,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/763\/making-predictions-cowards-lies\/","url_meta":{"origin":796,"position":0},"title":"Making Predictions, Cowards &amp; Lies","author":"Russell Shaw","date":"December 13, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Mike\" writes: A lot of the current level of vilification is because of people like David Lereah, ostensibly the public voice of all realtors in the US, who is now perceived by many as somewhere between a buffoon and a baldfaced liar. The man simply cannot tell the truth and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blogging&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blogging","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/blogging\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":829,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/829\/lereah-pushes-it-even-further\/","url_meta":{"origin":796,"position":1},"title":"LEREAH PUSHES IT EVEN FURTHER","author":"Russell Shaw","date":"December 31, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"NAR Chief Economist, David Lereah totally ignores his detractors by continuing to make predictions about the real estate market. Now he is officially in the dictionary (dictionary.com), listed under the word, \"persuasive\". United States citizens not wanting to purchase a home have been powerless to resist Mr. Lereah's announcements that\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Lereah persuasive","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/Lereah%20persuasive.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":769,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/769\/anonymous-posters-who-hate-lereah\/","url_meta":{"origin":796,"position":2},"title":"Anonymous Posters Who Hate Lereah","author":"Russell Shaw","date":"December 14, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"\"name\" wrote: Lereah not only lies, he either knows or should have known he is lying, which means that if he is unaware that he is pathologically lying then he belongs in a psychiatric unit. Point made. I'll have him committed. ___ \"David\" wrote: Lereah is a paid shill of\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;General&quot;","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":802,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/802\/the-harm-that-david-lereah-does\/","url_meta":{"origin":796,"position":3},"title":"The Harm That David Lereah Does","author":"Russell Shaw","date":"December 23, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. 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To get things started, here is Lereah as a Dancing Elf. Turn your sound on to get the full effect. 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