{"id":9510,"date":"2009-08-14T04:06:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T11:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/?p=9510"},"modified":"2009-08-14T04:09:36","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T11:09:36","slug":"i%e2%80%99ve-got-friends-in-loan-places%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/9510\/i%e2%80%99ve-got-friends-in-loan-places%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019ve got friends in Loan Places\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Radio Announcer: <\/strong>Don\u2019t touch that dial! It\u2019s time for crying, loving or leaving. And this first song has it all! It\u2019s Jessica Horton with her debut song, \u201cI\u2019ve Got Friends in Loan Places\u201d from the album: \u201cIf Tomorrow\u2019s Closing Never Comes (The thunder is gonna roll!)\u201d.<\/p>\n

Blame it all on my buyer
\nEven if you\u2019re a crier
\nWho doesn\u2019t like to answer his phone.
\nThe first one they called,
\nThe first message they left
\nYou were the last one
\nto explain about financing a home.
\nAnd I heard the surprise
\nAnd the hurt in your voice
\nWhen they went to the very next name
\nAnd that lender came through
\nSaid, buyer, “This we can do!”
\nNo, you\u2019ll never hear me complain…<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2019Cause I\u2019ve got friends in Loan Places
\nWhere phones are on after 5:00.
\nAnd chances are never wasted
\nMy buyers credit is more than ok…
\nI\u2019m not big on your excuses
\nFacebook said you were busy taking cruises
\nOh, I\u2019ve got friends
\nin loan places!<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, I guess you were wrong
\nPeople won\u2019t wait too long
\nBut then again, neither will you
\nEverything\u2019s ok
\nThings get in the way
\nAnd, you had places to go’oh
\nHey, I didn\u2019t mean
\nTo imply that you\u2019re green
\nJust answer your phone and then…
\nWell, I\u2019ll keep on sailin\u2019
\nLike that cruise ship captain
\nThat you\u2019re currently on…<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2019Cause I\u2019ve got friends in Loan Places
\nWhere phones are on after 5:00
\nAnd chances are never wasted
\nMy buyers credit is more than ok.
\nI\u2019m not big on your excuses
\nFacebook said you were busy taking cruises
\nOh, I\u2019ve got friends
\nin loan places!<\/em><\/p>\n

Radio Announcer: <\/strong> Love that song! Just love it! Next, it\u2019s an oldie but goodie: Harper Valley B.O.R. – A song about real estate agents all up in each others business, and it goes something like this\u2026<\/p>\n

Album Credits:<\/strong> <\/strong>I would like to thank God. My husband. Mom & Pop and my cousin Earl and Aunt Lou. And, a special shout-out to all lenders: Thank you for your cookies \u2013 my kids loved them! However, if you\u2019re looking for the quickest way into my heart, it\u2019s through my ears and not my stomach! I love to hear, \u201cJessica, I called such and such lender on your list and they answered the phone and took my information \u2013 right there on the spot! Thank Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Radio Announcer: Don\u2019t touch that dial! It\u2019s time for crying, loving or leaving. And this first song has it all! It\u2019s Jessica Horton with her debut song, \u201cI\u2019ve Got Friends in Loan Places\u201d from the album: \u201cIf Tomorrow\u2019s Closing Never Comes (The thunder is gonna roll!)\u201d. Blame it all on my buyer Even if you\u2019re […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":49,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9510","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-casual-friday","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7903,"url":"https:\/\/www.bloodhoundrealty.com\/BloodhoundBlog\/7903\/fha-and-va-assumable-loans-offer-an-exit-strategy-for-todays-buyers\/","url_meta":{"origin":9510,"position":0},"title":"FHA and VA Assumable Loans Offer an Exit Strategy For Today’s Buyers","author":"Brian Brady","date":"April 16, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"How can an FHA mortgage or VA home loan sell a home faster?\u00a0\u00a0 When mortgage rates are 10% and the 5% government loan is assumable. 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