There’s always something to howl about.

The defenestration of Don Draper: My take is that Mad Men will end Sunday with a bouncing exit from the biggest baby on Sixth Avenue.

I don’t have time for this, but I wanted to get my bet down on paper so I can bask in the glory — or ignominy — come Sunday night.

1. Don Draper is a coward. Whenever things don’t go his way, he tries to run away.

2. This season, he has played tentatively with the idea of making a real, adult commitment to his made-up life, but, even then, he has successfully run away, again and again, from his own redemption.

3. This most recent episode, “Blowing Smoke,” shows Don actually making a commitment — to the ad agency, to his relationship with Faye and to Peter Campbell.

4. All of this will fail.

5. When it does, Don will make the flying exit foretold episode after episode in the opening credits.

6. This will be the end of the series.

Tune in to AMC Sunday night to see if I’m right.