Ya think it's easy?

“Puppies play until they collapse. Dogs know when to take a nap.”

A recidivist dipshit writer for the Los Angeles Times has come up with a quick ’n’ dirty RiotScore™real estate listings should report neighbors who own guns. She doesn’t mean actual doxxing (yet), just a report on nearby gun-ownership:

The metric would be simple.

Example: Staten Island (pop 474k) has 4x the gun ownership per capita of the Bronx (pop 1.4m).

That’s quoted from a Tweet, and I would expect that subsequent Tweeters pointed out the absurdity of comparing very-low-crime Staten Island to very-high-crime The Bronx. Even so, the essential difference is population density, not firearms ownership: Friction begets fractiousness.

But in typical Marxist Upside Down game fashion, the double-dip dipshit is on to something, she just has it ass-backwards. Her claim is that legal gun ownership denotes bad neighborhoods, which would only be true in big cities – where measuring gun crimes would be a better RiotScore™ tell.

But that one metric might be all the RiotScore™ that’s needed: Gun-crime arrests in a one-mile radius in the past year – with any number above zero being a red flag.

Gun owners don’t commit crimes, criminals do – with whatever weapon is at hand.

In other news:

CNBC: Homeowners got $2 trillion richer during the first three months of the year.

Mike DelPrete: Offerpad and Its More Profitable Flavor of iBuying.

Santa Barbara News-Press: Feckless Santa Barbara: woke, broke and on fire.

The Bend Bulletin: Oregon will allow homeless individuals to pitch tents on public land.

J. D. Tuccille: Insane Lumber Prices Show How Governments Break Economies.

CNBC: Deutsche Bank warns of global ‘time bomb’ coming due to rising inflation.

Pedro Robinson: You’ll Own Nothing and You’ll Be Happy…Yikes. From whence does single-family detached housing derive its market value? Asked another way, what happens to values in fee-simple neighborhoods when too many homes are investor-owned?

Real Clear Investigations: Almost Overnight, Standards of Color-Blind Merit Tumble Across American Society.

Kenny Xu: Critical Race Theory’s Poisonous Roots Trace Back To Harvard University.