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Home buyers: How to horsewhip your buyer’s agent to get to a reasonable fee . . .

Even though I have yet to persuade a home buyer to whipsaw sellers using my strategy, I thought I would pass along a tip for buyers on getting a better deal from your buyer’s agent — no matter where you might happen to be.

I happens that I have a friend who is moving soon, but not to Phoenix, alas. He took my advice and asked the question — “How much do you charge?” — of a potential buyer’s agent. The answer he got in return was rich in tap-dancing but not in results, so I wrote a model follow-up, shown below, for pressing the point.

Before we get to that, we need to consider some issues.

First, a rebate from your buyer’s agent may not be lawful in your state. I consider this absurd and obscene, but your state’s Association of Realtors may be keeping your state legislature as a special pet.

Second, if homes sell for lousy money where you’re buying, don’t get cheeky. A 3% commission on a $60,000 house is eighteen-hundred bucks. I consider that starvation wages, a clarion call to local Realtors to “find your passion” elsewhere.

But, third, a premium price is only justified for a premium product. If you’re buying investment real estate, you should pay Jeff Brown whatever he wants. But ordinary buyer’s agents are not a scarce commodity — too much the contrary. If a prospective agent huffs and puffs that he’s worth more because he charges more — press on. If an agent really is too busy to work with you, she might actually be worth more money — but she might not be able to deliver the value anyway.

But: Right now, the world is crawling with underemployed Realtors. If one won’t make a deal, the next one will — if you are willing to negotiate to hang onto your own money.

Here’s the language that I wrote, which you can easily adapt to your own circumstances:

Dear Realtor:

I do anticipate working with a buyer’s agent when I make my move. However, I believe I am justified in regarding myself as “a bird in the hand” for several reasons: I am committed to buying something, that something will be fairly costly, and I am very well qualified financially.

As I understand buyer’s agency, if I were to buy a small condominium for $165,000, you might make $4,950. But if I buy a substantial residence for $750,000, you could make as much as $22,500. I understand that it is common to say that the seller is paying your commission, but, in fact, for you to make an extra $17,550 in compensation, I would have to bring that many more dollars to the closing table. Even so, your effort in my behalf would be essentially the same.

Here’s what I was thinking, and you can tell me if this works for you and is lawful in your state:

I will pay you a $1,000 non-refundable retainer when we sign the buyer-broker agreement. At Close of Escrow, you will take an additional $4,000 in compensation from the seller’s agent, rebating any additional sales commission to me to be used to pay my closing costs or to be applied to the purchase price.

In other words, I am asking you to work with me for a total flat fee commission of $5,000. If this is not acceptable to you, I will understand perfectly and will seek assistance elsewhere.

I think this is an excruciatingly polite way to say, “Put up or shut up, Jasper.” If you can’t make this deal work where you are — move to Phoenix instead. I’ll even throw in a free home warranty…

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