There’s always something to howl about.

Avoiding a close shave with Occam’s Razor . . .

Dale Gribble: You see, what they do is, they send everyone from the MLS office home early on Christmas Eve.

Then they go in and edit thousands of records.

That makes things look good when they’re really bad, get it?

Then they call Twist and fool her with the false information.

Then they change all those thousands of records back, before anybody has a chance to notice.

It’s a sinister and diabolical plan, faultlessly executed every year!

It might sound like a lot of trouble, but it’s nothing compared to what they went through to fake the Zapruder film!

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