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Blogoff Post #64: How to be a great public speaker . . .

From the Problogger ‘How To…’ Group Writing Project, blargy treats us to “How to Be a Great Public Speaker, by a Former Nervous Wreck”:

Did you know that when surveyed about their greatest fear, people more often say public speaking than death? That’s right, apparently people would rather die than have to address a group of people.

Hm, must be bad.

I used to be one of those people. For me the mere thought of standing in front of a crowd made me feel like tossing my lunch. But the thing is I really wanted to be a good speaker. There’s power in it and it gives you the chance to really spread your word quickly. And let’s face it, it’s also downright cool to be able to command a whole audience.

So, how’s it done?

I’ve heard a lot of “solutions” in my time, mostly from the pop-psychology corner. Everything from “drink some alcohol right before you go on” to “curl your toes over and over as you speak.” And of course, we’ve all heard that it helps to picture the audience naked.

These are techniques for distraction, for putting your mind elsewhere.

And that’s exactly why they don’t work. They distract you at the very moment when you should be at your very best.

I think this is a great article — worth pursuing, worth printing out. If you work in sales and you can’t speak extemporaneously in front of any crowd, you need to change one or the other right away…

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Blogoff Post #63: Divorcing couples need togetherness on sale of house . . .

This is a special favorite from my Arizona Republic column:

Consider this: I walk into a home, escorting buyers. In the living room there are two pieces of furniture: a big-screen television and a lawn chair.

The bedrooms are empty, except for the master bedroom, where there is a bare mattress. In the kitchen, there are dirty dishes in the sink and half-empty takeout containers and beer in the fridge.

It’s a divorce, of course. Mom and the kids are gone. Dad got custody of the TV.

It would be funny if it weren’t so nakedly tragic.

I get paid to hear the stories that empty houses whisper. This house tells me not just about the divorce, but that the divorce isn’t a relatively smooth one. It hints that the house is in pre-foreclosure or is for sale by a judge’s orders.

It confides in the certitude of silence that my buyers can steal it for tens of thousands of dollars less than market value.

Ack! Mom and Dad own a very valuable asset. What should they do to protect their money?

Frankly, both of them should move out, leaving the home vacant. If one is to stay, then they should agree to leave the furniture behind — and clothes in the closets. I should not be able to tell that the sellers are divorcing.

Here’s the takeaway point: “It’s sad the marriage didn’t work out. But properly staging the home for sale can at least help to pay for a happier divorce.”

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Blogoff Post #62: Weblog Review: Hamptons Real Estate Blog . . .

Do you smell the salt in the air? Doesn’t it make you crave linguine in clam sauce? Welcome to the Hamptons Real Estate Blog, a place of salt, surf and sand — and huge, rambling, very expensive houses.

There’s little enough we have to go by, in reading a weblog. Style is a hard thing to develop. You write and write, and for the longest time, you write every which way. If you didn’t attach your name to your prose, no one would know it was yours.

This is not true of weblogger Michael Daly, who has a voice all his own. I’ll read just about anything he writes, simply to have read him.

Witness:

Confidence – Many of today’s agents come from other successful careers in finance, advertising, law, hospitality, and retail. But real estate is a product unto its own. I’ve seen successful bankers crumble at the rejection and lack of loyalty that a real estate agent sometimes has to swallow. I’ve seen grown women brought to tears because their best friends from childhood bought a house from someone else after they dragged them around for the past six months, looking at everything they said they wanted to see. If you don’t have the confidence to take the ups and downs, and if you can’t accept that fact that real estate agents are often held in the same regard as car salespeople (which encourages clients and customers to be less than completely truthful due to the intrinsic lack of respect for the industry in general), then you’re going to struggle. Don’t take it personally. It’s not about who you are (or who you were) – it’s about how you conduct yourself in the moment.

Commitment – Working as an independent contractor in the real estate business is different than working a 9-to-5 job on Lexington Avenue. If you don’t show up, you don’t have a chance to make a commission. Getting to know the market, attending brokers’ open houses (not just the ones with lunch), learning how to read tax maps, negotiating the web-based tools of the trade, and standing in line and begging Read more

Blogoff Post #61: Ask the Broker: How can I escape without taking a scrape . . . ?

Here’s a truly ugly problem:

I’m being transferred and need to sell my house in a new subdivision. Unfortunately, the builder is still selling new houses. To make matters worse, I bought during the summer of 2005, and the builder has actually reduced its price from what it sold it to me for. Do I have any hope at all of not losing a boatload of money?

Probably not.

In fact, better days are coming by and by — we just don’t know when by and by is.

If you can afford to, you can lease the property until the builder is gone and homes have appreciated enough to get you out from under. This may mean that the home will be cash-flow negative — the income will be less than the outflow — which means you will have to make up the short-fall out of your income. This may become a losing proposition overall.

A second possibility is to sell it as a lease-purchase at a future value that will get you out from under. You may still be cash-flow negative, but your buyer will probably be a more conscientious tenant. If he elects not to buy, you will keep any down payment, which can help with your expenses. You could end up doing this more than once

A third alternative is to sell the property for less than you owe on it, bringing your own money to the closing table to pay off the lender. As bad as this might seem, it’s better than putting a foreclosure on your credit…

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Blogoff Post #60: RSS for people who can’t think like Oprah . . .

From mezzoblue.com: “What is RSS/XML/Atom/Syndication?”:

RSS/XML/Atom are technologies, but syndication is a process. RSS and Atom are two flavours of what is more or less the same thing: a ‘feed’ which is a wrapper for pieces of regularly and sequentially-updated content, be they news articles, weblog posts, a series of photographs, and more. For the purposes of this article, consider the terms interchangable. XML is the base technology both are built on, but that’s almost totally irrelevant; the orange buttons are mislabelled, and should read ‘RSS’ or ‘Atom’ instead. Strange, but true.

Syndication is the process of using RSS/Atom for automated updates, another way of getting the information you want. You no doubt have a list of web sites you browse daily for updates, whether they’re stored in your bookmarks or your head. If you find yourself loading 20 or 30 sites a day, and you notice if a few stop updating as frequently, you’ll inevitably stop checking them.

What if there were instead some way to have your list of bookmarks notify you when the sites you read have been updated? You wouldn’t waste time checking those that haven’t. Instead of loading 30 sites a day, you might only need to load 13. Cutting your time in half would enable you to start monitoring more sites, so for the same amount of time you originally invested in checking each site manually, you may just end up end up following twice as many.

Syndication provides the tools to do this. A news reader, or aggregator as they’re also known, is a program or a web site that automatically checks your list of bookmarks (which you only have to set up once) and lets you know what’s new on each site in your list.

It goes beyond simple updates though — the news reader works by pulling in the feeds of your various bookmarks. As we covered above, a feed is a wrapper for content items, so on top of notification, a feed delivers the content that has been updated itself. You may choose to read the new content in the news reader, or you may choose Read more

Blogoff Post #59: How to explain RSS the Oprah way . . .

From the Problogger ‘How To…’ Group Writing Project, Back in Skinny Jeans teaches us “How to explain RSS the Oprah way”:

The technical acronym for RSS is “Really Simple Syndication”, an XML format that was created to syndicate news, and be a means to share content on the web. Now, to geeks and techies that means something special, but to everyday folks like you and me, what comes to mind is, “Uh, I don’t get it?”

So, to make RSS much easier to understand, in Oprah speak, RSS stands for: I’m “Ready for Some Stories”. It is a way online for you to get a quick list of the latest story headlines from all your favorite websites and blogs all in one place. How cool is that?

I don’t know if this is actually useful for anyone, but it’s a whale of a lot of fun.

The funniest part, really, is that a good RSS-feed reader takes away almost every need you might have for a web browser. Imagine how well that flies with people who have barely gotten a grip on their web browser in the first place. Now tell ’em about the semantic web…

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Blogoff Post #58: Don’t tell buyer’s agent your reason for selling . . .

This is another favorite from my Arizona Republic column:

“My goodness! This house is gorgeous. I don’t know how you can bear to leave it.”

That’s me talking to a seller – while I’m in the home representing buyers.

It sounds like an innocuous remark, effusive small-talk, but what I’m doing is probing for motivation.

The most important fact is this: The seller should not be in the house while I’m there. It’s a kindness to the buyers to get out of their way so they can confer in comfort. But if you hang around the house, I’m going to talk to you and I’m going to extract every bit of information I can from you.

So the seller says, “Yes, we love it, but the payments are killing us.”

Excellent! We have financial pressure, leverage for my buyers in negotiation.

Or the seller says, “We’d love to stay, but my company’s transferring me.”

Almost as good: time pressure.

Or the seller says, “We’re building a home we love even more in Surprise.”

Financial pressure and time pressure. I’ll follow up to find out the deadline. If it’s relatively soon, we’re in the catbird seat.

This all seems so obvious to me. You should not be in the house at all. The fact is, I can read the house to get a fairly clear idea of your motivation, but why give me a chance to confirm my suspicions.

But suppose you just can’t get away. How should you answer my questions?

The best answer would be something like this: “It’s just time to move on.”

No emphasis, maybe even a hint of indifference in your voice. If you are truly in a hurry, if you’re under the gun from financial pressure or time pressure, it should say so in the listing.

But if you have the time to wait to get the best possible price for your home, don’t tell a buyer’s agent why you’re moving.

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Blogoff Post #57: Weblog Review: Altos Research Blog . . .

I have nothing to say about the Altos Research Blog except, “Bring these folks to Arizona!”

They are utterly the apogee of analytical real estate weblogging. Without a perfectly telling chart, they’re completely tongue-tied. That’s not really true, but if you feel an urge to challenge their conclusions, sharpen your pencil first.

They’re running a Serendipity weblog, and their links are internally-shielded by software: You find what you clicked on without knowing what you had sought. That’s poetical, don’t you think? The trackbacks look like one of the three ways WordPress can do them, which makes me think they might be able to get rid of them altogether.

Clean, thoughtful, very detailed — with unnecessarily complicated weblogging software. Web geeks and complexity. Who’d put those two together…?

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Blogoff Post #56: Ask the Broker: What should I look for when I’m evaluating a neighborhood to buy in . . . ?

This is hard, so I’m going to make it easy:

What should I look for when I’m evaluating a neighborhood to buy in?

Because of the Fair Housing Laws, this is actually a difficult question to answer. I can give you some useful hints, though.

Visit your prospective neighborhood at 9:30 at night. Sit in your car and watch what happens. By 9:30, people in the neighborhood will be doing what they do at night.

Are they doing what you like to do? If so, you’ll like that neighborhood.

Are they doing things you don’t like to do — or worse, don’t want done around you? That neighborhood is not for you.

Obviously you’ll factor in location, structure, amenities and price. But if you don’t fit into your prospective neighborhood at 9:30 at night, you won’t fit in at any other time, either…

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Blogoff Post #55: Real estate weblogging? Get real . . .

More from Seth Godin offers 56 tips on how to get traffic for your weblog. Here are four that I’ve had enough of:

Use lists.

Include polls, meters and other eye candy.

Do email interviews with the well-known.

Be anonymous.

Anonymity can be cool if there’s a reason for it. If you really are Deep Throat, I’ll cut you a break. If you’re hiding behind a mask to get away with being rude or vulgar — get real.

I have had it up to here with lists. It’s magazine writer crap, and they have already milked it to death. If you really have a reason to delineate something by list, I’ll go with you. If you’re trying to hook me with the top 15 ways to hook unsuspecting weblog readers — get real.

I’m not hugely crazy about graphics in weblog posts unless you’re illustrating something mere words cannot depict. If you’re throwing in a picture either because you can’t write or you think I can’t read — get real.

As for email interviews, that’s an oxymoron. If there is any reason for an interview — as against an essay or just plain email — it’s to hear the respondent under the pressure of time and circumstance. Bill Clinton’s melt-down on Fox News Sunday this week is a perfect example of why an interview must be done live. In other words — get real…

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Blogoff Post #54: How to be an unbearable co-worker . . . ?

From the Problogger ‘How To…’ Group Writing Project, Aspiring Spirit defines the fine are of being an unbearable co-worker:

Always show up late for meetings. Make it clear that you were busy and had to “squeeze” a few minutes out of your precious time to attend this meeting. Do not forget to regularly interrupt your co-workers in mid-sentence and disrupt their train of thought. If they try to continue speaking, raise your voice and waive your hands. While sitting in the meeting, whip out your blackberry (or any other communication device that you are carrying; the more the better) and start fiddling with it. For bigger impact, do this while speaking or listening to someone while they’re trying to make a point.

Do not agree with any of your co-worker’s points. If you have to, just say “we will have to discuss this offline”. If you see that the meeting is too focused or running smoothly, run off on a tangent. Resist every attempt to re-focus the meeting by insisting on the importance of your tangent.

Schedule as many meetings as you can with total disregard for your co-workers’ time and workload. Make sure to pick the worst time for a meeting, like just before the end of the day. And always make sure that the meeting extends beyond the scheduled time.

This is why I’m an entrepreneur…

I might be an Insufferable Bastard, but I will never ever waste your time at work — if only because that would be a waste of mine, too.

Aspiring Spirit’s article rocks, though. Read the whole thing…

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Blogoff Post #53: Vacant property requires attention . . .

This is a favorite from my Arizona Republic column:

I will walk into a vacant house and immediately the odor hits my nose. Worse than cat urine in the carpet or cigarette smoke in the walls.

“That’s just sewer gas,” I’ll say quickly, trying to take away the objection before it is raised. “This house is unoccupied, so the water in the J-pipes under the sinks has evaporated. All we have to do is run water in the sinks and the smell won’t be able to get into the house.”

All that is true, but there is more that I won’t say if I don’t have to: Those giant red cockroaches called sewer roaches can also invade a house through dried-out J-pipes. But if I don’t see any sewer roaches, I don’t want to talk about them.

This highlights just one of the special problems that go into selling your house when no one is living in it.

I much prefer vacant houses. Cathy likes things staged, but I like to be able to see the rooms. Plus, I can always work in an vacant house — provided the utilities are on:

The water must be on, and not just because of the J-pipes. People will use your bathrooms, and a toilet stores one or at most two flushes without replenishment.

The power must be on. Not only do buyers want to see that electrical fixtures and appliances work, we may be looking at the home after dark.

If the home is plumbed for natural gas, the gas must be on. This one will cause a problem during inspections, too, because, by contract, all major systems must be functional.

There’s more covered in the column, particularly the idea that a vacant home needs extra security attention: “An unoccupied house is a target for thieves and vandals, so enlist one or more neighbors to keep an eye on things.”

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Blogoff Post #52: Weblog Review: 360 Digest . . .

Marlow Harris’ 360 Digest weblog is a must-read feed. I say she’s serious, but she insists that her love of all things Elvis belies that. I say she’s serious anyway.

As with most good weblogs run by working Realtors, her site covers a lot of ground, but she seems to be more than unusually well wired-in to what is going on in the delicate dance between traditional and dot.com real estate companies. Reading her can be much more informative than prowling news sites.

If I have a complaint, it’s that she doesn’t write enough. But the quality of what she does write is so high that this seems almost like caviling.

Witness:

Lots of interesting changes and business partnerships emerging lately. I wonder how many more opportunities are still available. I checked MSN and AOL, and they’re both already hooked up with Realtor.com. Prudential has a deal with Yahoo. Seattle’s Real Property Associates is running a feed directly to Trulia (I like watching what they’re doing, as co-owner Gordon Stephenson is on the Board of Directors at Zillow.) I don’t see any reason why our other two local players, John L. Scott and Coldwell Banker Bain couldn’t also run feeds to Google Base and Trulia, but they may have their own reasons not to…

WordPress. Very clean. Very tightly coded.

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Blogoff Post #51: Ask the Broker: Do you drive a big obnoxious car . . . ?

This came up in a comment from a bubble head a few weeks ago. In truth, it’s nobody’s damned business, but it is a matter of concern around here:

What kind of car do you drive?

I drive a Hyundai Elantra Wagon:

Her name is Beatrice, after the gorgeous Weimaraner in Best In Show. “BHND-01” is our brokerage code in the MLS, so “BHND ME” is me, the broker.

I have a problem with Realtors who drive big, obnoxious cars. This job pays very well, if you do it right, but I think it’s both a poor use of money and poor salesmanship to drive around in an Escalade or a Hummer. Each man to his own saints, but my Beatrice is the best girl for this job, in my opinion.

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Blogoff Post #50: Real estate weblogging? Write about blogging . . .

More from Seth Godin offers 56 tips on how to get traffic for your weblog. Here is tip number thirty-eight:

Write about blogging.

This may well be the most self-referential medium in the history of media. That’s okay. Discursive prose is how we think orderly thoughts, and writing about weblogging is how we get better at weblogging.

The beautiful thing about this conversation is that sharing the purely introspective also amplifies it, while apprehending the amplified thoughts of others yields a better state of introspection. We become a forum, an agora — blog to blog, within a blog and within our own minds, solitarily engaged in the most blaringly public of debates. Very cool…

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